International drug smuggling gangs have joined the call for a royal commission into the banking sector after being forced to pay the Commonwealth Bank outrageously high fees for each money laundering transaction. “It sucks that they charge us $1.50 each… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
A survey has found that a majority of parents sending their children to scripture classes are doing it so their kids will be able to get the jokes in their Christmas cards. “I’m not a churchie at all but I… Read More ›
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
The Australian Government has announced that following the Senate’s decision to block a planned marriage equality plebiscite it will circumvent the Senate and hold a non-binding postal plebiscite. In completely unrelated news they also announced that funding for Australia post… Read More ›
A group of underprivileged Mosman residents who only own one home have set up a luxury campervan city in the town square demanding the council provides more affordable holiday homes. “Not all of us have complicated trust fund arrangements or… Read More ›
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