South Australia will be constructing the world’s biggest bottom kitchen drawer in which to keep spares of the world’s biggest lithium ion battery, which the inventor has promised to build within 100 days. “No-one has ever attempted to build such… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Train In Jeff Horn’s Camp For Upcoming Fight
Aspiring Opposition leader and former boxer Tony Abbott has announced that he will be training in the same camp as newly crowned boxing champion Jeffrey Horn. Mr Abbott will be training with Horn in preparation for his highly anticipated next… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Appoints Stephen Bradbury As Campaign Manager
Leader of the Labor party Bill Shorten has announced that he has appointed former Winter Olympics gold medallist Stephen Bradbury as his campaign manager in the lead up to the next federal election. Stephen Bradbury spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Census Reveals 14% Growth In Number Of Statistics
The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Calls For Christopher Pyne To Be Hung For Treason
Conservative commentator and founder of the Tony Abbott fan club, Andrew Bolt has demanded that Junior Minister for Defence, Christopher Pyne be hung for treason. The call comes after a recording of Minister Pyne has emerged where he claimed marriage… Read More ›
Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›