Columnist Andrew Bolt has called for the Government to launch a Royal Commission into the police and public’s treatment of Cardinal George Pell. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained his call for a Royal Commission, saying: “I can’t… Read More ›
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Six Things To Never Say To A Psychopath
As the Internet teaches us, there are clear cut personality types with their own very real struggles only other members of that type could possibly understand. We’ve read all about the all-too-real struggles of Introverts (the most sensitive people in the Known… Read More ›
Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados
The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
Bill Shorten’s Eurovision Streak Fails To Raise His Profile
Bill Shorten remains totally unknown to more than 99% of Australian voters despite a desperate attempt to gather some publicity by streaking through the finals of the Eurovision song contest draped in an Australian flag. “Check out my strong polling,”… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Speechwriter Admits He Can’t Work Without A Puff Of Whacky Backy And Six Schooies
Barnaby Joyce’s head speechwriter has confessed that he can’t start work until he’s pulled a few cones and thrown down half a dozen schooners of beer. “Barnaby’s speeches may look disorganised and off the cuff but they are actually intricately… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›