Dogs across Australia have reacted angrily after hearing that the head of Australia Post Ahmed Fahour is being paid a whopping $5.6 million a year. “I’m furious that the head of an organisation dedicated to coming onto my turf dressed… Read More ›
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Turnbull Suffers Further Blow Following News That Abetz Will Stay A Liberal
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has suffered a further blow to his leadership, following news that tasmanian senator Eric Abetz will continue on as a member of the Coalition Government. The news follows South Australian senator Cory Bernardi’s decision to… Read More ›
George Christensen In Tears After Learning Best Mate Cory Is Moving To A Different School
George Christensen broke down in tears in the parliament house playground yesterday after learning that his best mate Cory Bernardi would be moving away to a different, more conservative school. “We found George sitting on the monkey bars blubbering away… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Tells Malcolm Turnbull That ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi has taken Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull out to dinner to break to him the news that their relationship is over. Telling the PM that: “It’s not you, it’s me.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a despondent… Read More ›
“Single Mums Ugly” Says Dashing George Clooney Lookalike From One Nation
The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›
Abbott Calls Trump And Promises To Shirtfront Turnbull
Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›
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