Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has delighted onlookers at the Double Bay polo tournament by quaffing a sherry during a break in play. Hedge fund manager and avid polo enthusiast Lloyd Barrington Von Snoot, spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
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The Greens To Expel All Right Handed People From The Party
The Australian Greens today announced that they are considering expelling all right-handed members of the party, declaring that the party is for the left and the left alone. A spokesperson for The Greens spoke to The (un)Australian about the proposal, saying:… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Shocked To Learn That BBQ Conversations Don’t Revolve Around 18c
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest living link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz, was shocked to learn over the summer that most BBQ conversations don’t revolve around repealing section 18c of the racial discrimination act. A shocked Senator… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Takes Back Friendship Bracelet From Tony Abbott
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
A year like 2016 produces many contenders for “Person of the Year”, far too many with quality defamation lawyers to list. Below are some of the stronger contenders, followed by the indisputable winner. *Please note Bill Shorten was not shortlisted for the award… Read More ›
Hanson Concerned About Pakistani “Terror-Wrist” Spinner, Yasir Shah
One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›