An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Pitches TV Show ‘Deport The Habibs’
Immigration Minister and aspiring TV writer Peter Dutton has met today with the Channel 9 network to pitch a show he’s been working on titled, Deport the Habibs. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Immigration Minister discussed the show, saying: “Deport… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Calls On The Senate To Debate If The Moon Is Made Out Of Cheese
One Nation Senator and tin foil hat aficionado Malcolm Roberts has today put forward that the Senate set aside time to debate whether or not the Moon is in fact made out of cheese. He has also proposed to look… Read More ›
“Letting My Ancestors Into The Country Was A Bad Mistake,” Says Peter Dutton
Australia is still paying the price for whoever the knucklehead was who let my ancestors into the country, admitted Peter Dutton in a candid speech to parliament yesterday. “Imagine how much better Australia’s standing in the world would be if… Read More ›
Greg Norman Chokes Upon Receiving Phone Call From The Australian PM
American accented Australian golfer Greg Norman has revealed to the world’s media that his initial reaction upon receiving a phone call from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was to choke, before recovering to take the call. The Australian Prime Minister… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls For A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
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