Bill Shorten’s warm up act, Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has revealed that he has ditched the halal snack pack and replaced it with Chinese takeout as his favourite food. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator Dastyari said: “I do love an halal… Read More ›
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Sydney Fringe Festival: That’s (un)Australian!
Following on from http://www.theunaustralian.net ‘s successful debut at the Sydney Comedy Festival the team have bandied back together and cobbled up a new show: That’s (un)Australian! Over 3 nights Team (un)Australia will run the rule over the country looking at… Read More ›
Annual Leave Cancelled For All Defamation Lawyers As Derryn Hinch Enters The Senate
Australia’s defamation lawyers have braced themselves to be working around the clock to deal with the fallout from whatever senator elect Derryn Hinch might have to say in his maiden speech in parliament. “I was looking forward to two weeks… Read More ›
“Listening To My BS Can Remove Cells From Your Brain” Claims Pete Evans
Celebrity food heater Pete Evans has advised his followers to reduce the size of their brains by adapting their level of scientific knowledge to that of a caveman. “The human brain evolved to understand only paleo science, so modern humans… Read More ›
Magpies Protest Against Cuts To Australia Post Deliveries
Australia’s magpies have threatened to go on strike in protest of plans to reduce the number of postmen as Australia Post looks to ways of cutting costs. “My members have already indicated that they’ll support a campaign of stop swoop… Read More ›
NT Government Promises To Hold Plebiscite On Leaving The 21st Century
The Chief Minister of the Northern Territory, Adam Giles, has announced that should the Country Liberal Party win this weekend’s election, they will hold a plebiscite on whether the Territory should pack up and leave the 21st Century. Following the… Read More ›