Former Prime Minister and on-line shopping enthusiast Tony Abbott has today given a speech in which he called for a Royal Commission into the Royal Commission into the response by institutions, including the Catholic Church, to child sexual abuse. Speaking… Read More ›
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Male Blogger Urges Feminists To Make Misogynists A Cup Of Tea
Prolific blogger, self-described feminist and Dr Who fan, Antony Whitecastle has penned a lengthy blog calling on feminists like himself to make misogynists a cup of tea rather than showering them with criticism. Talking to The (un)Australian, Mr Whitecastle explained… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Condemns The ABC For Employing Questionable Characters Like Himself
Herald Sun columnist and the most read blogger to ever appear before the courts Andrew Bolt, has today condemned the ABC for employing questionable characters, after it was announced that Bolt himself would be filming a documentary for the network. At… Read More ›
Re-Animated Corpse Of Tony Abbott Spotted Prowling Corridors Of Parliament House
A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›
Justin Trudeau Freaked Out Over Malcolm Turnbull Liking All His Facebook Pictures
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
Peter Dutton’s Mum Calls On The Other Kids In Parliament To Play With Her Son
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›