Hot on the heels of the Sydney Morning Herald‘s revelation that students at Sydney’s elite all-boy Scots College were offered Sydney University places without taking the HSC, The (Un)Australian can exclusively report details of a pilot project being considered by the federal government to grant Scots Old… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Blames Ice Epidemic On Delaying Titanic 2
Mining magnate, golf course owner and sometimes politician, Clive Palmer has today condemned the current ice epidemic sweeping through Australia and blamed it on causing delays with his company’s plans to rebuild the Titanic. Currently the drug ice is sweeping… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Officially Halal Certified
Former Dancing With The Stars contestant, fish and chip shop owner and member of parliament, Pauline Hanson, has today been officially Halal certified, a move which has outraged Hanson and mightily confused her legions of followers. Hanson was initially perplexed… Read More ›
Reclaim Australia Protester Shocked By Reality
An attendee at one of the Reclaim Australia rallies held over the Easter weekend says they were shocked to find out that most of the people at the Neo-Nazi backed rally were racists. Norm Proulx, a machinist and father of… Read More ›
We Were Hacked!
Yesterday The (un)Australian was hacked and an erroneous article was posted that claimed we had been silenced due to pending legal action. Keen-eyed readers were quick to realise the article was a fraud, as it was too well written. When news… Read More ›
NSW Election Ballot Papers Officially Halal Certified
The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›