The Labor Party has had to dramatically reschedule its backstabbing program after being caught unawares by the recent Coalition leadership crisis. “We thought we had two or three terms in the political wilderness after the last election and hadn’t made… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Starts The No Tonys Allowed Club
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
Terror Suspect’s Video Gets Shortlisted For Tropfest
A short video made by Sydney terror suspects Umar Al-Kutobi and Mohammad Kiad has won praise from Tropfest organiser John Polson after making it into the final 16 of the world most prestigious short film festival. “This year’s signature item… Read More ›
My Submarine Rules: Defence Minister Launches New TV Show
On day five of its Good Government initiative, the federal government has announced its entry into the reality television market, launching a new show with Channel 7 this Sunday night called My Submarine Rules. As the name suggests, the show… Read More ›
Dennis Jensen Awarded The Simon Crean Medal For Services To Leadership Crises
The Federal Member for Tangey, Dr Dennis Jensen, has been honoured with yet another prestigious award to add to the extensive range of accolades which he has received over the course of his ten year parliamentary career. Earlier today, Dr Jensen became only… Read More ›
I Still Call Australia Europe
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›