The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›
An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›
Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›
Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›
Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›
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