The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
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Homeless To Be Given Credit Card Processing Facilities
Plans for an inner city council to give the homeless credit card processing facilities in order to help them get change for the bus has been met with outrage by local residents. A council spokesperson defended the decision by saying,… Read More ›
Defiant Abbott Talks Up Key Achievement: ‘I’ve Made Shorten Electable’
Despite a year marred by broken promises, declining polls and a failure pass to key budget measures, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is rejecting claims that he is leading a “failed” government. The defiant prime minister told The (un)Australian: “Ah, sure, I… Read More ›
Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie To Meet With Political Psychopath
Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP). Senator Lambie is tipped to… Read More ›