Despite a year marred by broken promises, declining polls and a failure pass to key budget measures, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is rejecting claims that he is leading a “failed” government. The defiant prime minister told The (un)Australian: “Ah, sure, I… Read More ›
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Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie To Meet With Political Psychopath
Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP). Senator Lambie is tipped to… Read More ›
ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›
Rinehart’s Touching Family Reunion
Mining magnate and soon to be nominated Mother of the Year 2014 Gina Rinehart today caught up with her two eldest children, John and Bianca in the lovely surrounds of the Federal Court. The reunion was a long time coming… Read More ›