Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is to be rebranded Barnabus in an effort to appeal to inner city voters at the next election. ”Scotty, err, sorry, ScoMo has seen that Barnaby doesn’t poll well with the inner city voters,” said… Read More ›
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PM’s Creepy Mate Demands To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year. ”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides,… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
The UnOz’s 2021 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. The year 2021 had us all seemingly looking back nostalgically at the heady… Read More ›
Lil’ Petey Dutton Sits On Santa Rup’s Lap And Asks To Be PM For Xmas
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›
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