Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Victorians Not To Worry As He And Jen Have Had Their Vaccinations
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
Joyce Offers His Prick To Help Out With The Vaccination Campaign
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has offered to help kickstart Australia’s struggling vaccination program by donating his prick. ”I am if anything a man of the people, so ladies of Australia line up to get my prick,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Offers To Sit Down With Indian Australians And Smoke The Old Peace Pipe
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has reached out to Australia’s Indian community and offered to sit down with their Chiefs and smoke the old peace pipe. ”I know there is a lot of angst out there over… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Bolt I’m Not Racist But…….
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has reached out to avid blogger Andrew Bolt to tell him that he’s not racist but, he feels that we need less people from India in the country. The move came after Bolt took… Read More ›
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