Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›
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PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›
PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Morrison Reminds The Press That He’s Already Flogged Craig Kelly With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this morning taken the opportunity to remind the press that he has already flogged Government back bencher Craig Kelly with the warmest of lettuce. The reminder comes after Kelly spent the weekend posting conspiracy… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›
Abbott Plans To Lead The Anzac Day March After Fighting In The Culture Wars
Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›
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