Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus. ”I am sure most… Read More ›
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George Christensen Tipped To Be Named Trade Ambassador For The Philippines
Australian Politician George Christensen is rumoured to be named the new trade ambassador for the Philippines, following in the footsteps of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott who has taken on a role as a trade ambassador for the United Kingdom…. Read More ›
Hanson Reminds The Nation’s Karens That She’s The Queen Karen
One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›
Pete Evans Launches $10k Crystal Clad Mask
Entrepreneur, health advocate, and all-round level headed bloke, Pete Evans, has entered the face mask industry, launching his own product – “the crystal defender”. The face mask comes equipped with embedded crystals to ward off pathogens including coronavirus. “We’ve been… Read More ›
Dutton In Hiding After Learning Of Bill Gates’ Plan To Chip Humans
Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›
Melbourne To Widen Laneways To Make Them Covid Safe
Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›
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