One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Launches $10k Crystal Clad Mask
Entrepreneur, health advocate, and all-round level headed bloke, Pete Evans, has entered the face mask industry, launching his own product – “the crystal defender”. The face mask comes equipped with embedded crystals to ward off pathogens including coronavirus. “We’ve been… Read More ›
Dutton In Hiding After Learning Of Bill Gates’ Plan To Chip Humans
Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›
Melbourne To Widen Laneways To Make Them Covid Safe
Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›
World’s Introverts Declare Melbourne The World’s Most Live Able City
The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock… Read More ›
Hanson Hires Dennis Denuto To Take The QLD Government To The High Court
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle to take the Queensland Government to court over their decisions to close the borders. “How dare the… Read More ›
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