Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›
A positive has emerged from Australia’s summer of bushfires as scientists report that countless spiders, ticks, ants and other dickhead animals have perished in the flames. “Those little eight legged bastards can scuttle as fast as they want but they… Read More ›
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that this year’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display will be cancelled due to the bushfires with pokies machines to be wheeled onto the bridge as an appropriate replacement. “We consulted with the appropriate authorities… Read More ›
Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison currently attempting to re-enter the country after an overseas jaunt to Hawaii has expressed his frustration at allowing the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to arm Border Force agents based at airports… Read More ›
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