Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that the current heatwave conditions ravaging most parts of Australia were not caused by climate change, but by the bushfires currently incinerating Australia. Scomo told a packed Engadine Maccas: ” I’m no scientist, but… Read More ›
Australian School kids have reacted angrily to a report suggesting that they are at least three years behind the leading countries in mathematics with 12 out of 10 of them taking to Instagram to complain about the study. “How can… Read More ›
The two members of the Gold Coast Young Liberals who made a video that included racist slurs against indigenous people are set to be punished later this week by being forced to join the Westpac bank graduate program. “This is… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
In breaking news barely watched news service Sky News Australia has revealed they now have exclusive footage of New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern stepping on a crack in a move which they say puts her Mother at risk of… Read More ›
Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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