Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›
Australia
Albo Announces Australia Wide DJ Tour In An Effort To Boost His Popularity
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Government Funding For Families Namely His
Former Special Envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Government to increase funding to families namely his in the coming term of parliament. “I know how hard it is to raise a family on a single income,… Read More ›
Government Tells The Homeless To Cheer Up As It’s Not Like They Have To Worry About Housework
The man who promises to put the Ass back into Assisting Minister for the Homeless Luke Howarth has called upon the Nation’s Homeless to cheer up as it’s not like they have to worry about doing their housework. “There is… Read More ›
Dutton Replaces Strangling Puppies With Meditation
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told reporters how he has replaced his old hobby of strangling puppies with a new hobby of meditating. “The old Peter would come home after a day of failed leadership attempts and… Read More ›
Dutton Asks Solicitor General About The Legalities Of Staging A Military Coup
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has written to the Solicitor General asking about the legalities of staging a military coup in Australia. “As Minister for Home Affairs my duty is to ensure all Australians are safe, secure and… Read More ›
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