Following revelations of LNP candidate Trevor Ruthenberg’s war medal confusion, members of the Coalition have begun to cast aspersions over their colleague Tony Abbott’s war medals that he claims he won in the ‘culture wars.’ “No one believes for a… Read More ›
Australia
Australia Bans Live Export Of Contiki Tourists
The Australian Minister for Agriculture has banned the live export of Contiki tourists during the northern hemisphere summer after distressing footage emerged of hungover young Australians trying to survive a bumpy bus journey from Nice to Florence. “There was clearly… Read More ›
Biased Public Funded Media Organisation Wants To Privatise The ABC
News Corporation, which paid no tax last year, has welcomed the proposed sale and break up of the ABC, saying there is only room for one severely biased media conglomerate in the Australian market. “The people saying that we’re depriving… Read More ›
The (un)Australian Guide To Who To Follow In The World Cup After Australia Get Knocked Out Next Friday
Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›
New Zealand Offers Asylum To Australia’s Live Export Sheep
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
Beer & Ciggies: An (un)Australian Budget…..Guide
The (un)Australian was fortunate enough to grab a sneak peek of Treasurer Scott Morrison’s upcoming budget. Here’s a few key areas that old mate Scotty thinks might help him stay in office. Infrastructure Massive amounts of money will be poured… Read More ›