Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
Australia
38 Year Old Man Now Owns Every Shirt He’s Going To Wear For The Rest Of His Life
A 38 year old shire man is done and dusted as far as shirt shopping goes for the rest of his life after recently adding an eighth shirt to his wardrobe. “That’s it, unless I magically grow an extra arm… Read More ›
Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Demands Bill Shorten Prove He Wasn’t Involved In JFK’s Assassination
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›
“We Have A Jandal Capable Of Reaching Australia” Warn Kiwis
New Zealand claims to have the technology to build a mini “chilly bin” capable of fitting into a missile and the capacity to launch it as far as Norfolk Island as tension with Australia escalates. “If foolish Australia threatens us… Read More ›
One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
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