The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
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Molly Meldrum Designs Australian Citizenship English Test
The government has appointed noted orator Ian “Molly” Meldrum to administer a tough new English language test that will require new citizens to decipher the words of a James Reyne song. “The um people wanting to er um making it… Read More ›
One Nation Calls For Special Camps To Help Muslims Concentrate
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has called on the Prime Minister to take action and deal with the issue of her perception that Muslim people don’t concentrate but putting them in special camps. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson talked… Read More ›
Police Seize Shoebox Full Of Receipts In $192M Tax Fraud Case
Federal Police investigating Australia’s biggest ever tax fraud case have impounded a Dunlop Volleys shoe box full of receipts that they believe is the sole accounting system for the entire scheme. “The conspirators would toss every bit of paperwork relating… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0
Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›
Metamucil To Release Commemorative John Howard Blend
Fibre supplement maker Metamucil have announced their plans to release a commemorative John Howard blend onto the market. The move was said to be inspired after hearing about Bob Hawke branded beer. Speaking to The (un)Australian Metamucil CEO Bob Regular… Read More ›
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