The Temp worker that the Australian Government hired to fill in as Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is ecstatic to learn that his contract has been extended for another week. “This is great news for not only Me but my Family,… Read More ›
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Stephen Conroy Invades China
Labor defence spokesman Stephen Conroy has launched a successful invasion of China armed only with a large wooden club. “Someone had to show China it couldn’t just thumb its nose at the rest of the world,” said a wild eyed… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Stoked He Doesn’t Have To Wait Six Months To Claim The Dole
Former MP Wyatt Roy, fresh from losing his seat at the elections, has today revealed that he is ‘stoked’ not to have to wait six months before being eligible for the dole. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Roy said: “Oh mate when I… Read More ›
John Howard Suggests Turnbull Ignore Pauline Hanson Then Steal Her Policies
Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Celebrates France’s Honourable Loss To Portugal
Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›
Embarrassed AEC Admits The Dog Ate Australia’s Ballot Papers
Australia may be heading for the polls again after a red faced Australian Electoral Commission confessed that the reason it hasn’t been able to hand in a result for Saturday’s election is because the dog ate all the ballot papers…. Read More ›
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