Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That Lockdowns Don’t Apply To Sovereign Citizens Like Himself
The Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been told by his creepy mate the member for Dawson that lockdowns like what Canberra is about to endure don’t apply to sovereign citizens. ”The Coalition is a broad church, with many,… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Berejiklian To Sort Out A Singles Bubble For Non-Uggos
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has implored NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to get her act together and sort out a singles bubble in the State. ”Look, people are losing their minds at home with the wives and… Read More ›
PM Assures Jen And The Girls That His Creepy Mate Is Not That Bad Of A Bloke
The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies…. Read More ›
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