Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues how excited he was to learn that Parliament house is now doing Taco Tuesdays with a free milkshake. ”Let me tell you there is no bigger fan of the old… Read More ›
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ScoMo Sends Little Danny Tehan Down To The Shops For Some Milk And Vaccines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type. ”I have full faith… Read More ›
Joyce Tells PM To End The Stupid Bonk Ban For The Sake Of Canberra’s Desks
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
Barnaby Asks The PM If Now’s A Good Time To Talk About Overturning The Bonk Ban
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if now is a good time to talk about overturning the so called parliamentary bonk ban. ”I know there’s a few unsavoury things happening around Canberra at the moment,”… Read More ›
Christensen Orders PM To Open Up Australia Philippines Travel Bubble Or Else He’ll Join Craig Kelly
The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
Nation Not Really Surprised That Barnaby Joyce Thinks Sexual Assault Victims Should Keep Quiet
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›
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