Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has come out swinging at the Labor party over their citizenship issues. With the former deputy Prime Minister particularly angry over the amount of time it has taken for the MP’s in question… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Banking On His Supporters Being Able To Read
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually read a book. “It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby… Read More ›
Dead Commbank Customer Makes Fortune In The Afterlife
A deceased Commonwealth Bank customer has told the banking royal commission he’s made millions of dollars in the afterlife by following the advice of his financial planner from beyond the grave. “Since I arrived in Heaven I’ve built up an… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Be Appointed New Australian Cricket Coach
In a surprising move former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been announced as Darren Lehmann’s replacement as coach of the Australian cricket team. “It is an honour to get the tap on the shoulder especially at the moment as… Read More ›
“Australian Cricketers Have Brought Shame To Our Nation” Says Nation That Tortures Children
The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›
Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police
The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›
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