Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Demands Royal Commission Into His Sex Life
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
Joyce Resigns To Spend More Time Cheating On His Families
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Unborn Son Already Working In Canavan’s Office
Barnaby Joyce has told the electorate to get over it with regards to his unborn Son being employed by his colleague Matt Canavan in an advisory role. “Matt needed someone who knew what it was like to be an unborn… Read More ›
France Makes Affairs Between Ministers And Staff Compulsory
Following a scandal where it was revealed that the nation’s deputy Prime Minister was going home to his wife each evening, French President Emmanuel Macron has passed a law making it a sackable offence for a cabinet minister not to… Read More ›
Defiant Joyce Pledges To Bang Staffer On PM’s Desk
A defiant deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has escalated his ongoing feud with Malcolm Turnbull by pledging to bang a Staffer on the Prime Minister’s own desk. “The Australian public and more importantly Australian businesses don’t want to hear about… Read More ›
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