Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›
Australia’s gingerbread men and women have come out in protest against a proposed sugar tax that will end up costing them an arm and a leg. “If bakers start using less sugar we’ll be the first to suffer,” complained Maroochydore… Read More ›
Counter staff at an all night service station in Kaniva were startled last night when Jay Weatherill pulled up in a ute and offered to purchase the entire stock of size D batteries. “He cleaned us out of torch batteries… Read More ›
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
A new poll shows over 99% of Australians are in favour of exporting Barnaby Joyce live to Indonesia. “I’d be willing to go down to the docks and help load him onto the boat in person,” said New England voter… Read More ›
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