Following Bob Day’s resignation from Parliament, Attorney-General George Brandis has spoken of his frustration after revealing he hired Senator Day to build some bookshelves in his office. A livid Senator Brandis told The (un)Australian: “I hired Bob Day in good faith to knock… Read More ›
Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has spoken out about Australia’s housing affordability crisis and called upon aspiring first home owners to consider all options including selling their organs for cash on the black market. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Morrison expanded on… Read More ›
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
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