Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
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Beer & Ciggies: An (un)Australian Budget…..Guide
The (un)Australian was fortunate enough to grab a sneak peek of Treasurer Scott Morrison’s upcoming budget. Here’s a few key areas that old mate Scotty thinks might help him stay in office. Infrastructure Massive amounts of money will be poured… Read More ›
Turnbull Shocked That Royal Commission Investigating Banks Not Banksy
The Prime Minister has expressed concern and annoyance that the Royal Commission that his Government set up is investigating Banks rather than his planned target the artist Banksy. “This is a most concerning occurrence,” said the Prime Minister. “I mean… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Spends Weekend On Couch With Tim Tams After Being Dumped By The Media
A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
Woolworth’s Fires Own Brand Accountant
Retail giant Woolworth’s has sacked its generic accountant and gone looking for someone with brand name skills to rescue the company from dire financial misfortune. “We foolishly thought a dull looking accountant in a non descript suit was the way… Read More ›
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