The Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been told by his creepy mate the member for Dawson that lockdowns like what Canberra is about to endure don’t apply to sovereign citizens. ”The Coalition is a broad church, with many,… Read More ›
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Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
Dude Who Turned Up To Work 2 Days Out Of 5 Really Looking Forward To The Weekend
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been telling colleagues how much he’s looking forward to the weekend, after a grueling week which saw the PM have to rock up to work 2 consecutive days in a row. ”Scott has… Read More ›
Christensen Demands The Philippino Ladies Table Tennis Team Be Allowed To Tour Australia
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›
ScoMo Says No Need To Open Up The Borders As He’s Already Been To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Gladys That There’ll Be No Mask Wearing In Bunnings This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian that there’ll be no compulsory wearing of masks in Bunnings this weekend. ”Gladys and her team are the ruby standard when it comes to handling the… Read More ›
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