Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›
Colleagues Chip In To Buy Christensen A Gold Ping Pong Ball For His Retirement
The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament. ”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to… Read More ›
Barnaby Ecstatic To Learn That Parliament House Now Has Taco Tuesday With Free Milkshakes
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues how excited he was to learn that Parliament house is now doing Taco Tuesdays with a free milkshake. ”Let me tell you there is no bigger fan of the old… Read More ›
Sky News Celebrates Alan Jones’ Record Ratings Number Of 8 Actual Viewers
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
Christensen Begs PM To Move Travel Bubble From New Zealand To The Philippines
Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
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