Channel 9 has announced that due to it’s loss of the cricket broadcasting rights is will be forced to make some big calls on some of their stars. With the first one being that they wil be sending former Australian… Read More ›
Channel 7
Cycling Buddies Abbott And Andrews To Compete On MKR
Channel 7 announced today that the next season of My Kitchen Rules will feature lifelong cycling ‘buddies’ Tony Abbott and Kevin Andrews competing to win the title. “We have so far avoided using so called ‘celebrities’ on the show,” said a Channel… Read More ›
Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
Channel 9 Promises To Fix Wage Concerns By Giving Karl Stefanovic A Pay Rise
The Nine Network has reacted to the loss of Today Show host Lisa Wilkinson by promising to fix all wage disparity concerns starting immediately by raising Karl Stefanovic’s pay. “We have heard the criticism levelled at us and we have… Read More ›
Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
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