International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
Labor defence spokesman Stephen Conroy has launched a successful invasion of China armed only with a large wooden club. “Someone had to show China it couldn’t just thumb its nose at the rest of the world,” said a wild eyed… Read More ›
Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›
A home in the Sydney harbour fronting suburb of Point Piper that is built entirely out of organic tins of baby formula goes on the market this weekend. It is tipped to shatter the suburbs previous sale records with real… Read More ›
Chinese investors have snapped up at auction all the newly available blocks of land recently created in the South China Sea, driving out poorer Vietnamese, Phillipino, Malaysian and Bruneian first homebuyers hoping to get a foothold in the overheated Spratly… Read More ›
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