Merely days before Christmas, a Mr S Claus allegedly from the North Pole has been detained by Australian Border Force whilst trying to enter the country. It’s believed the patron of Christmas was identified by Customs Agents during immigration, his… Read More ›
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
A survey has found that a majority of parents sending their children to scripture classes are doing it so their kids will be able to get the jokes in their Christmas cards. “I’m not a churchie at all but I… Read More ›
Strolling trombonist Matt Storch is bracing himself for a heavy workload in January after his band of wandering horn players were booked solidly all through December playing Christmas carols in shopping malls. “December was just unbelievable. We’ve never had so… Read More ›
Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›
Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›
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