Potential members for the West Australian seat of Canning have begun campaigning furiously for the honour of occupying the seat for the final sputtering days of the current government. “I don’t think I’ll even bother buying plane tickets to Canberra… Read More ›
Mining magnate, golf course owner and sometimes politician, Clive Palmer has today condemned the current ice epidemic sweeping through Australia and blamed it on causing delays with his company’s plans to rebuild the Titanic. Currently the drug ice is sweeping… Read More ›
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
An emotional Clive Palmer has blamed Rupert Murdoch for the fire that consumed his giant animatronic dinosaur Jeff at his Coolum Resort on the Gold Coast in the early hours of the morning. “He’s killed Jeff!” a choked-up billionaire coal magnate,… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
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