Opposition leader Bill Shorten has declined to offer Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton a parliamentary au pair so that the Minister would be able to miss this week’s sitting of parliament. “Usually it is a formality that the Opposition… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has stunned colleagues by launching into a tirade in the party room that featured multiple “C bombs.” The tirade was triggered by Minister for Energy Josh Frydenburg’s National Energy plan. “It was very awkward and… Read More ›
The Coalition has responded to criticism of its lack of female MPs by ordering its chief mad scientist Greg Hunt to produce dozens of clones of Bronwyn Bishop in his laboratory. “We found a strand of Bronnie’s hair that was… Read More ›
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been telling people all week of his excitement at being asked to attend Malcolm Turnbull’s surprise 30th to be held Sunday night in Canberra. “I’m not the most popular person in the party so… Read More ›
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
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