The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›
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Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Plant 1000’s Of Palm Trees To Replace Bush Lost To Fire
Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›
Awkward Moment As Former PM Tony Abbott Turns Up To ScoMo’s End Of Year Drinks Uninvited
The gossip around Canberra this morning is how former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made an uninvited appearance at current Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s end of year drinks celebration for members of the current Government. “It was very awkward having Tony… Read More ›
Minister For Manila Defends His 4 Year Bucks Party
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has lashed out at media for questioning his visits to seedy Philipino bars with the defense that all men are entitled to a bucks party before they are married. “The media and… Read More ›
ScoMo Sends Trump A Cronulla Sharks 2019 Season Highlights Video After The President Asks Him For A Downer
Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›