Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›
A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
The kids of Family First are unhappy that their mother has brought home a new partner in Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi. “Mum’s made some pretty dodgy choices in the past, even flirting with Barnaby Joyce, but this new guy… Read More ›
Following the unheralded success of their “Keeping it Light” campaign with The Bible Society, Coopers Brewery have looked to maintain their momentum with their new collaboration with political party, One Nation; “Keeping it White”. In a media release on their… Read More ›
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›
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