A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
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Mike Pence Promises America Will Fund A Cure For Oxford Street
American Vice-President Mike Pence has promised Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that America will fund a cure for Sydney’s Oxford street. The promise came after the Vice-President visited Sydney over the weekend and drove through Oxford Street on Sunday morning…. Read More ›
Turnbull Amends 457 Visa To Allow Australia To Recruit Skilled Politicians
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced a change to the 457 working visa that will now make it easier for Australians to recruit skilled politicians from overseas. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Prime Minister explained the decision, saying: “A lot… Read More ›
Kim Jong Un Calls For A Ceasefire To Allow The Easter Bunny To Visit North Korea
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has contacted the United Nations to organise a ceasefire of hostilities over the Easter weekend in order to allow the Easter bunny to visit his country. A spokesperson for the United Nations spoke… Read More ›
Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
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