Donald Trump’s campaign manager has asked him to look away from her and think about the rabbit farm they’re going to start once the election is over. “Guys like us that want to make America great again, we’re the loneliest… Read More ›
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Secret Service Agents Training To Dive Out Of Way Of Bullets In Case Of Trump Victory
A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›
Sexual Harassment Tapes Convinces Last Wavering Douche To Get Behind Trump
The release of a video from 2005 showing the presidential candidate making lewd remarks about women is the straw that broke the camel’s back in making America’s last undecided douche throw his support behind Donald Trump. “Incredible as it may… Read More ›
Kim And Kanye’s Egos Stolen In Terrifying Robbery
Masked gunmen have made off with $14 million worth of ego after holding up Kim Kardashian in her luxury hotel room Paris. “I’ve just realised that all I am is some guy who pinches other people’s riffs and turns them… Read More ›
Embarrased Pauline Hanson Admits To Self-Plagarisism
In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›
Hillary Clinton Leads Most Boring And Predictable Presidential Campaign On Record
The 2016 American presidential campaign has panned out as predicted with long time favourite Hillary Clinton maintaining a healthy 12 point lead over her Republican opponent, obscure New York businessman Don Trump. “We’ve been hard pressed to find anything at… Read More ›
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