Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has moved to strongly reject an endorsement from the controversial white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan, on the grounds “we don’t need these wishy-washy liberal types. We’re here to make America great, not quiver… Read More ›
Foxtel’s History Channel is starting to make a series of documentaries about presidential candidate Donald Trump in preparation for the inaugural “Trump Week” that will be a highlight of its programming schedule in the year 2086. “We’re going to be… Read More ›
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 