Television network Channel Nine has apologised for hiring Eddie McGuire and blamed the decision on painkillers and antibiotics it had taken while recovering from some low ratings. “We were as high as a kite and for some reason thought Eddie… Read More ›
The AFL has announced a new womens league will kick off in 2017 with Melbourne, the Western Bulldogs, Carlton, Collingwood, Fremantle, the Brisbane Lions, Greater Western Sydney and Adelaide part of the eight-team competition. Eddie McGuire who is the womens… Read More ›
Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has today offered to drown former Collingwood coach Mick Malthouse in order to prove that he is not sexist, but rather just a thug. McGuire’s offer to drown Malthouse comes after he has been called to… Read More ›
Noting the popularity of the spontaneous booing that Adam Goodes has received every time he touches the ball, the AFL has made the response official by announcing that round 13 next season will be named “Booing Indigenous Players Round”. “We’ve got… Read More ›
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
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