Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not… Read More ›
Election
Nation Deemed To Be Suffering Stockholm Syndrome As ScoMo’s Popularity Soars
Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›
Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct
In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›
George Christensen Asks Constituents If They Want Anything From Duty Free
The National Party’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For Increased NBN Funding So He Can Skype Into Parliament From Manilla
The Morrison Government’s Member for Manilla George Christensen has called on his colleagues to find extra funding for the NBN so that he would be able to Skype into parliament directly from the Philippines. “I’ve tried in the past to… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Affairs Both Home And Foreign
Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›