The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›
Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison has sought to hose down speculation about a potential change to the budget bottom line by ruling out any changes to the current budgetary position without first taking it to an election. In a 300 minute address… Read More ›
Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Former Australian resident and professional Monty Burns look alike Rupert Murdoch has announced that he will not be returning to Australia to run as a Candidate for the Palmer United Party (PUP), at the next Federal election, which he hopes… Read More ›
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