Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
PM Tells Liberals To Stop Screwing Each Other And Instead Focus On Screwing The Voters
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
Morrison Reminds The Press That He’s Already Flogged Craig Kelly With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this morning taken the opportunity to remind the press that he has already flogged Government back bencher Craig Kelly with the warmest of lettuce. The reminder comes after Kelly spent the weekend posting conspiracy… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Doctors To Hurry Up And Get Vaccinating As He Wants To Have His Picture Taken
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the countries doctors to start with the vaccinating as he is keen to have his picture taken and splashed across the front pages of the nation’s newspapers. ”To the Australian doctors I… Read More ›