Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift. ”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,”… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Announces Bec Judd As Guest High Court Judge
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court. ”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
ScoMo Livid That Aus Post Executives Received Cartier Watches Instead Of Bunnings Gift Cards
Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Staff No More Wednesday Arvo Meetings As They Are Getting In The Way Of His Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
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