Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that after seeing multiple articles in Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper of former AFL players being critical of Victoria’s Covid restrictions, that he is considering adding a couple of them to the… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated Father’s day, telling colleagues that the gift that Jen and the Girls got him, a tin of Tradie brand deodorant was so good that it was going straight to the pool room…. Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister. “We are all Victorians,” said… Read More ›
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison is said to be panicked after learning that the numbers that Treasurer Josh Frydenburg will announce later today as part of his budget update were calculated by the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann. ”This is… Read More ›
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