Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
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Australian Tax Payers Happy To Pick Up Cost Of Mathias Cormann’s Three Year Holiday In Long Bay Jail
The Australian public has indicated that it would be happy to foot the bill to enable Mathias Cormann to take a relaxing vacation in any of the nation’s luxury prison resorts. The Finance Minister and author of The Lonely Planet… Read More ›
Cormann Shocked To Learn That The Pizza Hut CEO Doesn’t Personally Deliver Everybody’s Pizzas
Minister for Numbers Matthias Cormann has revealed his shock at learning that not all Pizza Hut customers receive their pizzas personally delivered to them on a silver platter by the company’s CEO. “When I found out the information I was… Read More ›
Richard Di Natale “Furious” Cyber Attackers Overlooked The Greens
Senator Richard Di Natale has expressed his displeasure that the Greens weren’t one of the political parties subject to a cyber-attack reported on Monday. The attack on Parliament’s servers by a “sophisticated state actor” only targeted the Liberal, Labor and… Read More ›
Michaelia Cash Tells Labor To “Cash Me Outside”
Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Plans To Launch Titanic 3
Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
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