Following the Socceroos exit from the Football World Cup rights holder Optus has issued a press release to all of Australia saying: “We tried to stop you watching, we knew this would end in tears. Are you happy now SBS?”… Read More ›
Football
Crime Gangs Concerned Members May Be Consorting With Rugby League Players
Leaders of some of Sydney’s largest criminal organisations are keeping a close watch on gang members after rumours emerged that many have been seen socialising with rugby league players. “Our blokes are simple, hard working thugs and standover men who… Read More ›
A-League Clubs To Be Allowed Two Marquee Hooligans
Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›
Football Commentator Loses Tight Struggle With How To Pronounce Kyrgyzstan
SBS football panelist Jason Culina admits he was surprised with the difficulty of his opponent after going down in a narrow contest with how to pronounce Kyrgyzstan in last night’s World Cup qualifier in Canberra. “I thought I had it… Read More ›
Nation’s Tea Houses Brace Themselves For Mad Monday
Tea houses across Australia have been beefing up security and ordering in extra supplies to cope with Mad Monday, the day when football players from teams that missed the semi finals traditionally cut loose and indulge in excessive drinking of… Read More ›
Listeners Stunned To Learn John Laws Is Still Alive
Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›
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